First Drink

Since a very long time I was planning to get fully DRUNK.... and catch my reaction after that in camera... But cant make it. But till today, "25 may 2011", we (me and my two school time friends and MOST Important...my BIKE)  decided to go for "TAFRI".
"Aaj mausam bada acha tha...BARISH ne sari garmi dur kar di.

When we off for market, there was no Rain, but slowly, "TIP TIP BARSA PANI...aur PANI NE AAG LAGAI, and we all were enjoying it by singing songs, It was amazing.

Now we reached to the very well known place called....THEKA(WHERE PEOPLE FOUND THERE PRE-SOLTION OF PROBLEM AND ENJOYMENT---:D :D)  or TEVEREN.

We are three, Sunny, Jagtar, and Me(Ravi). SUNNY refused to drink. I don't know why, but this happens first time :D. "OTHERWISE WE USE TO TELL HIM, BHAI BAS KAR..  :p".

But no problem, Jagtar and me decided to buy two beer bottles, I have drunk before, but it was just for taste so cant feel that, but today when more than half was over, I start feel something, I can't express, but it was AWESOME and than I think that now, I am gone, than with a perfect timing we heard "a tring sound", actually I receive one Message, and I was smiling when reading that....actually I was just reading that, but smiling, because I was thinking "MUJHE CHAD GAI HAI"...than instantly....Jaggi and sunny..."ladki ka naam kya hai ".....ha ha.

I said comon yar, its not the message, "but mujhe esa lag raha hai ki mujhe thodi thodi chad gai hai".
after a small silence, BIG LAUGH, HA HA HA HA HA, they are laughing at me, but I know I was totally lost. Its strange, I haven't completed one complete bottle and I cant control my self...:D

I was like ....... "Idhar Chala, Main Udhar Chala Jane Kahan Main Kidhar Chal" :D

After that....Jaggi "yar koi na abhi ek or piyenge"....
I thought, "are mujhse ek khatam ni ho rahi dusri to bahut door hai"
just after that......

Two Policemen, came on a bike, and "PATAK PATAK ."

They start beating one man. he was drinking standing outside the Tavern (for your information, its an offence drinking outside Taveren). Don't worry mujhe ni pade and na hi JAGGI aur SUNNY ko. But honestly, "meri sari utar gai" (because we also doing the same thing). I had already completed mine, and Jaggi was about to finish. Than Sunny to Jaggi "ise fenk de", after two sec, Jaggi react, and tabhi
one policeman came and said "SALON YAHAN KYA KAR RHE HO". We all with Innocent face "WAIT KAR RAHE THE JI DOST KA..BAS JA RAHE HAIN, "
Policeman to us, "Sallon jao yahan se, yahan ni khade hona, ye waiting Room hai".
second policeman has caught one person, and start beating him. while that person was beaten by policeman, he way drinking side by side,  but he didn't leave that bottle. :D 
"wah bhai kamal hai"

I immediately started my BIKE, and we move from there, without reacting at that situation. I was driving, than Sunny and Jagtar cover the seat on my bike with there "TASHRIF".
I forgot that I was drunk, and as soon I realise that, I immediately stop my bike ask sunny to drive it......
BUT JAHAN HUM RUKE WAHAN BAHUT HANSE.......

Its 11:04 PM ..and I just reached home, and went to my room, without facing anybody at home.

Mom asked me, "Ravi, Khana khana hai"......
I sincerely refused. and said, "chiken kha kar aya hun"  just this. 
Because I was afraid for the smell. I was moving towards my room, but I was not walking properly, because of that BEER  ha ha.
Suddenly Mom said, "BAS KAA KE AYA HAI YA KUCH OR BHI KIA HAI .

I was just ."anadr se awaz aai beta gaya tu................

But when I saw her, she was laughing, I said confidently, "han peg laga kar aya hun". and went to my room. and open my laptop.

bach gaya ..aaj to .

BUT Honestly SAYING..I enjoyed every single second, of these four hours.....FIRST TIME PEE AUR THODA SA "TUNN" BHI HO GAYA .....ABHI BHI THODA FEEL HO RAHA HAI ....BUT ACHA LAGA RAHA AHI .
going for sleep.......:D   

signing off............GOOD NIGHT.